Fitness Fiends Manifesto
Fitness fiends are people devoted to fitness, by any means available. Here are our 10 guiding articles. Join us.
1. We are metabolically diabolical.
2. Body is our religion; health, our daily bread.
3. We prefer achieving fitness in our homes or apartments, or under the open sky in small fiendish groups, but we will frequent gyms, as a last resort.
4. Our abs emerge at night.
5. We run when we can. We always run.
6. We scoff at sloth.
7. We pull ourselves up by our chin-up bars.
8. Our hearts are high on oxygen.
9. Our brains are soaked with endorphins.
10. We are diabolically metabolic.
